"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize