How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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