well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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