The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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