But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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