he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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