the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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