It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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