I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
