how can u be prego again
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
