I think i peed on brittanys purse
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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