So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
