I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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