sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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