After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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