We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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