i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He has the fingertips of a God
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