I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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