So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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