so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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