She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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