He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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