I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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