So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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