Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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