I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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