Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
