any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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