I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
