Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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