I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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