Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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