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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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