yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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