it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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