It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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