That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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