Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
pop tarts are not kleenex
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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