nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
What a dumb baby whore.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
