I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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