Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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