Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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