Can Purell be used as lube?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It's blow job season.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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