For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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