This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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