Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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