Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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