It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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