I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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