You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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