pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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